Mitch Tsuruhime

M. Tsuruhime

Private detective for hire.
Contact details overleaf.

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Dossier

Name: Michiru "Mitch" TsuruhimeAge: 38Pronouns: AnyRace: RaenOccupation: Private detectiveAt a glance: A stoic, cold, androgynous looking person with a boyish figure and perpetual dark circles beneath their eyes and moles on their face. Kugane accent.Upon further inspection: Visible crows feet when they smile, nicotine stains on their fingers. Coffee breath. Relaxed, yet alert. Always carries a notebook and a newspaper.Under the surface: Carries a samurai sword tucked inside their long coat and a gun in their pocket. Mahjong expert. Law enforcement training. Useless lesbian.

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For Hire

Mitch is always looking for work. They'll take cases big and small. The more interesting the better.
They often post their business card on local notice boards in taverns, inns, even through letter boxes.
The card has their office address and opening hours.

Eorzean Contacts Wanted

Having crossed the continent from Kugane, they are currently looking for contacts in all areas to keep in touch with. Business owners, politicians, law enforcement, courtesans, the streetwise and impoverished-- anyone with access, or the ability to access valuable information in one way or another.They may be an ex-police detective, but due to the nature of their private investigations, they're willing to gently skirt the law for the greater good, and won't snitch on any of their criminal contacts.

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"Don't worry, Dandelion will take care of the pain and discomfort."

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"Not a problem, I've got a tonic or salve for everything."

A trolley stacked with phials, bottles and surgical equipment is wheeled over.

Patience can perform traditional surgery and first aid. She creates her own medicine, vaccines, salves and potions. She can do anything from open heart surgery and serious medical reconstruction to simple broken bones, burns and open wounds. She also carries vaccines for many common ailments.

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"Very well, what are you looking for? I've got plenty of stock ready to sell."

You are led over to a giant mahogany cabinet that spans an entire wall. Behind the glass there are shelves full of bottles and jars, and drawers and drawers of who knows what else.

If you're a doctor looking for medical supplies, Patience can sell them to you for a sum of (in character) gil.
She carries tools, sutures, bandages, simple stock you'd find in a pharmacy. Also anaesthetics, specialised potions and medical equipment.

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VERSE ONE

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Canon. Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes so get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over. All of a sudden cat goes crazy grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish.

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AU. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn twitch tail in permanent irritation for love me! cry louder at reflection. Purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow always hungry rub against owner because nose is wet pretend not to be evil or cry louder at reflection refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Enslave the hooman meow in empty rooms.

VERSE TWO

SUBVERSE HEADING
AU. Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes so get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over. All of a sudden cat goes crazy grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish.

SUBVERSE HEADING
AU. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn twitch tail in permanent irritation for love me! cry louder at reflection. Purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow always hungry rub against owner because nose is wet pretend not to be evil or cry louder at reflection refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Enslave the hooman meow in empty rooms.

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